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Rectangular gum pack with image of an old-fashioned TV says, "At least the couch thinks I've got a great ass."
Orange gum pack lays on its side spilling out candied red gum squares
Rectangular gum pack with image of an old-fashioned TV says, "At least the couch thinks I've got a great ass."
Orange gum pack lays on its side spilling out candied red gum squares
Rectangular gum pack with image of an old-fashioned TV says, "At least the couch thinks I've got a great ass."
Orange gum pack lays on its side spilling out candied red gum squares
Rectangular gum pack with image of an old-fashioned TV says, "At least the couch thinks I've got a great ass."
Orange gum pack lays on its side spilling out candied red gum squares

Blue Q - At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass Gum

Blue Q
$1.99

Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment, you take it. “At least the couch thinks I’ve got a great ass.” Contains eight (8) pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored chewing gum.