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Rectangular glass bottle containing 40 black-tipped Chez Gagné safety matches and topped with a gold lid says, "In Case of Shitshow" in gold foil
Opened In Case of Shitshow match bottle rests on a Welcome to the Shitshow notebook and spills out matches onto a red surface staged with other Welcome to the Shitshow gift items

Glass Bottle Safety Matches: In Case Of Shitshow

$14.95

In case of shitshow

When shit hits the fan, take control of at least one thing: The ability to light it up. Ideal for power outages, zombie apocalypses, and day-to-day clusterfucks. 1.8-ounce glass bottle contains 40 black-tipped wooden matches and features a striker on the side.