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Greeting card on purple backdrop says, "You are made of Motherfucking Stardust!" in white script surrounding an image of a woman with eyes closed wearing a low-cut silver sparkly outfit
Got Beauty

You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust! Card

$5.50
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Greeting card printed on seed paper features an illustration of a houseplant and the words, "You grow girl"
Got Beauty

You Grow Girl Plantable Pun Card

$6.00
Square white greeting card with envelope is printed in pastel blue, purple, and pink lettering with a quote by Don Herold: "Babies are such a nice way to start people..."
Quotable Cards

Quotable Cards - Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People Card

$3.50
Black greeting card on green backdrop features black and white photograph of a smiling woman wearing pasties with tassels beside the words, "You're the tits!" in large pink and yellow lettering
Got Beauty

You're The Tits! Card

$5.50
Greeting card with vintage-style illustration of children in party hats surrounded by confetti says, "Happy birthday you little shit!"
Got Beauty

Happy Birthday You Little Shit! Card

$5.50
Greeting card featuring illustration of Neo from The Matrix against a backdrop of red digital rain says, "You are the one" at the top in white distorted lettering
Got Beauty

The Matrix You Are The One Card

$4.95
Greeting card with image of a couple walking hand-in-hand on a tropical beach at sunset says, "I sometimes eat out of the trash can. Thinking of You"
Got Beauty

I Sometimes Eat Out Of The Trash Can Card

$4.95
Greeting card with image of a woman looking out over a body of water at sunset says, "You'd be surprised what I've done with a toothbrush. Happy Birthday"
Got Beauty

You'd Be Surprised What I've Done With A Toothbrush Card

$4.95
Purple greeting card with illustration of Jennifer Garner's character in the film 13 Going on 30 says, "You Are Thirty, Flirty & Thriving"
Got Beauty

You Are Thirty, Flirty And Thriving Card

$5.50
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Purple greeting card with illustrated portrait of Cher wearing a party hat says, "Only Cher can turn back time. Happy Birthday!"
Got Beauty

Only Cher Can Turn Back Time Card

$5.50
Greeting card featuring illustration of Neo from The Matrix against a backdrop of green digital rain says, "Happy birthday" at the top in white distorted lettering
Greeting card interior says, "You are the one" in black lettering
Got Beauty

The Matrix Happy Birthday Card

$4.95
Rectangular greeting card with Spice Girls portraits and colorful hearts on a pink background is captioned, "What I Really, Really Want..."
Greeting card interior says, "Is to wish you a spicy birthday!" in black outlined lettering with a shadow effect
Got Beauty

Spice Girls What I Really Really Want Card

$4.95
I Miss Your Butt greeting card with illustration and purple envelope
Got Beauty

I Miss Your Butt Card

$5.50
A+, Would Marry Again Aniversary Card
Got Beauty

A+, Would Marry Again Aniversary Card

$4.95
Square black greeting card with white envelope is printed in white lettering with words by Winston Churchill: "Never never never give up"
Quotable Cards

Quotable Cards - Never Give Up Card

$3.50
Square black greeting card with white envelope is printed in white lettering with a quote by Marcel Proust: "Everything great in the world comes from neurotics."
Quotable Cards

Quotable Cards - Everything Great In The World Card

$3.50
Greeting card features illustration of Willie Nelson with guitar against a background of blue sky with white clouds under the words, "Have a Willie dope birthday!" in old west-style font
Got Beauty

Willie Nelson Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card

$4.95
Greeting card with illustrated portrait of drag queen Trixie Mattel surrounded by pink stars says, "Oh Honey..." in pink lettering at the top in Barbie logo lettering
White greeting card interior says, "You are gorgeous. Happy Birthday!" in black Barbie logo lettering
Got Beauty

Trixie Mattel Oh Honey Card

$4.95
A Collection of Future "Read Me When" Letters to My Wonderful Mom box shaped like an envelope
Contents of the Letters to My Wonderful Mom set
Knock Knock

Knock Knock - Letters To My Wonderful Mom Read Me When Box

$16.00
Birthday card with illustration of RuPaul's Drag Race stars says, "Aging is a Drag!" at the top in red lipstick lettering
Greeting card interior says, "But you're still fierce! Happy Birthday"
Got Beauty

Aging Is A Drag! Card

$4.95
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