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Rectangular white pack of mint gum features image of a waving man and distressed-looking woman in a red classic car, both with disproportionately large heads, and says, "I don't need directions, I have a penis"
Tipped-over gum pack spills out square white candy-coated pieces
Rectangular white pack of mint gum features image of a waving man and distressed-looking woman in a red classic car, both with disproportionately large heads, and says, "I don't need directions, I have a penis"
Tipped-over gum pack spills out square white candy-coated pieces
Rectangular white pack of mint gum features image of a waving man and distressed-looking woman in a red classic car, both with disproportionately large heads, and says, "I don't need directions, I have a penis"
Tipped-over gum pack spills out square white candy-coated pieces
Rectangular white pack of mint gum features image of a waving man and distressed-looking woman in a red classic car, both with disproportionately large heads, and says, "I don't need directions, I have a penis"
Tipped-over gum pack spills out square white candy-coated pieces

Blue Q - I Don't Need Directions, I Have a Penis Gum

Blue Q
$1.99

I don't need directions, I have a penis

Stop the car—I’m getting out. Box contains 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum.