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Pack of Fuck It gum with colorful polkadot pattern
Polkadot "Fuck It" gum pack lays on its side and spills out contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - Fuck It Gum

$1.99
Flat rectangular box with primary colors and an image of a hand pointing says, "Is that gum in your pocket or a small rectangular penis? Cinnamon flavor"
Blue Q

Blue Q - Rectangular Penis Gum

$1.99
Pack of gum with portrait of smiling physician says, "Ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you."
Slim box spills out pieces of chewing gum
Blue Q

Blue Q - Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum

$1.99
Flat rectangular box with rudimentary illustration of a gray dinosaur on green grass with a yellow sun in the sky says, "Yeah, I'm old. Fuck you" in blue lettering
Blue Q

Blue Q - Yeah, I'm Old. Fuck You. Gum

$1.99
Colorful gum pack with floral motif says, "I'm a delicate fucking flower"
Fucking Fancy Fruit Gum pack lays on its side spilling out contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - Delicate Fucking Flower Gum

$1.99
Square yellow tin with rounded corners features illustrated portrait of Freddie Mercury in royal attire next to the caption, "Freddie's peppermints fit for a queen"
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Freddie Mercury Peppermints Fit For A Queen

$3.95
Rectangular yellow gum pack with orange border says, "You are my sunshine" in large black lettering
You Are My Sunshine gum pack lays on its side spilling out pieces of square white candy-coated contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - You Are My Sunshine Gum

$1.99
Rectangular white pack of mint gum features image of a waving man and distressed-looking woman in a red classic car, both with disproportionately large heads, and says, "I don't need directions, I have a penis"
Tipped-over gum pack spills out square white candy-coated pieces
Blue Q

Blue Q - I Don't Need Directions, I Have a Penis Gum

$1.99
Rectangular black peppermint gum pack says, "My therapist really enjoys our stories" in white lettering
Blue Q

Blue Q - My Therapist Really Enjoys Our Stories Gum

$1.99
Rectangular pack of Third Date Gum features image of two glasses of red wine, a bouquet of red roses, and says, "You know where this is goin;" in smaller white lettering at the bottom
Blue Q

Blue Q - Third Date Gum

$1.99
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Rectangular red gum pack with gold chain design says, "Bad Bitch" in bubble script, with "Truly exceptional in every regard!" printed underneath
Bad Bitch gum pack spills out its contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - Bad Bitch Gum

$1.99
Rectangular pack of peppermint Cat Butt Gum features illustration of a cat's rear end with tail upright and another cat at bottom left saying, "8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude right here"
Cat Butt Gum pack spills out its contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - Cat Butt Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack with chicken illustration says, "Cluck this shit"
Gum pack spills out its contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - Cluck This Shit Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack with simple flower design says, "Don't make mommy be a bitch."
Gum pack spills out its contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack features blue, pink, yellow, and white design that says, "I believe in you! And unicorns...and Bigfoot...and..."
Gum pack spills out its contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - I Believe In You! Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack features image of a woman looking at a man who's talking on a phone with the words, "Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair."
Gum pack spilling out red pieces of candy says, "Give it 2 more minutes. Then blammo" on the side
Blue Q

Blue Q - Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack features illustration of a dog pooping on a sidewalk and another dog in the foreground underneath the words, "You try being a parent, smartass"
Pack of mint gum spills out its contents
Blue Q

Blue Q - You Try Being A Parent, Smartass Gum

$1.99
Flat rectangular pink box with image of a woman cutting a man's hair says, "I don't like to gossip, but I do enjoy talking factually about other people's shortcomings" in yellow lettering
Blue Q

Blue Q - I Don't Like To Gossip Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack with all-over dog illustrations says, "People I want to meet: 1. dogs"
Blue Q

Blue Q - People I Want To Meet: Dogs Gum

$1.99
Rectangular gum pack with illustration of laughing women says, "Ha ha ha ha ha whoops I peed"
Slim box on its side spills out pieces of yellow chewing gum
Blue Q

Blue Q - Ha Ha Ha Whoops I Peed Gum

$1.99
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