Free your feline from mind control with the Tin Foil Hat for Cats. To make sure kitty’s thoughts stay private, outfit them with this conspiracy-driven accessory that not only restores your cat’s dignity but is very effective against MKUltra satellites, cat food company dream-insertion marketing, Soviet cat control protocols, psychic dogs, skull tapping, focused magnetic pulse, Guy Fieri, and the neighbor’s labradoodle. Take that, Illuminati!

Features:
• Ear holes
• Reflective “tin foil” mylar material with comfortable felt lining
• Secured with elastic strap
• Ensures your cat’s thoughts are its own
• One size fits most cats