Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$6.95 

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An orange cat models the Tin Foil Hat for Cats next to its packaging
A white cat wears the Tin Foil Hat for Cats

Free your feline from mind control with the Tin Foil Hat for Cats. To make sure kitty’s thoughts stay private, outfit them with this conspiracy-driven accessory that not only restores your cat’s dignity but is very effective against MKUltra satellites, cat food company dream-insertion marketing, Soviet cat control protocols, psychic dogs, skull tapping, focused magnetic pulse, Guy Fieri, and the neighbor’s labradoodle. Take that, Illuminati!

Features:
• Ear holes
• Reflective “tin foil” mylar material with comfortable felt lining
• Secured with elastic strap
• Ensures your cat’s thoughts are its own
• One size fits most cats

An orange cat models the Tin Foil Hat for Cats next to its packaging
A white cat wears the Tin Foil Hat for Cats