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Oven mitt with blue, brown, and white color scheme features illustration of a smiling woman holding a pan of food fresh out of the oven with two children peeking out from behind. At the top are the words, "I love my asshole kids."
Reverse side of oven mitt features illustration of two children playing on a slide in a back yard with a dog

Blue Q - I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt


I love my asshole kids.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you’re at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated 100% cotton oven mitt.