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Rectangular pack of mint gum with illustration of a white duck says, "I'm not sarcastic I'm just mean"
Flat rectangular box with, "Somebody looking for an asshole?" printed on its side spills out several pieces of square white candied gum

Blue Q - I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum


For those moments when you don’t have time for humility. “I’m not sarcastic, I’m just mean.” Contains eight (8) pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored chewing gum.