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Pack of mint gum spills out its contents

Blue Q - You Try Being A Parent, Smartass Gum


You try being a parent, smartass

Parenting is every bit as easy as I make it look. Honest. Go ahead, find out for yourself. Contains 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum.