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Rectangular glass bottle containing 40 purple-tipped Chez Gagné safety matches and topped with a gold lid says, "Don't tell me to calm down" in gold foil
Don't Tell Me to Calm Down safety match bottle rests on a red surface with some loose matches and a greeting card and envelope

Glass Bottle Safety Matches: Don't Tell Me To Calm Down

$14.95

Don't tell me to calm down

For those fiery moments when you’d rather set something ablaze than take a deep breath, Don’t Tell Me to Calm Down safety matches are perfect for burning effigies of your least favorite politician or ex. 1.8-ounce glass bottle contains 40 lilac-tipped wooden matches and features a striker on the side.