These Golden Girls will grace your home in holy fashion: Dorothy Zbornak was promoted to sainthood by being the most reasonable among her friends. If you listen closely you can still hear her yell, “MA!” from heaven above. Speaking of Ma, Sophia’s not insulting you, she’s just being honest. Light her candle and be inspired by the greatest clapbacks of all time. Or, if you’re more in the mood for recounting the fond memories of a simpler life, cozy up with Rose Nylund’s prayer candle. And if you’re feeling naughty, light a fire with Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux…B.E.D.! Her initials say it all.

White wax candles with handmade high quality gloss labels stand 8 inches tall and burn 100 hours.