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Double sided scraper spatula with wooden handle features a vintage black and white photo of the back of a woman on one side and the phrase, "I need to social distance from the kitchen...I tested positive for a fat ass" printed in black on a white background on the other side
Vintage black and white photograph spatula rests on a marble countertop with some spilled ingredients in the background
Closeup of a gray and white gingham bow tied around the wooden handle of a photograph-printed spatula

Social Distance From The Kitchen Spatula

$10.99

 I need to social distance from the kitchen…I tested positive for a fat ass.

Double-sided silicone and wood scraper spatula features a vintage black and white photo on one side and a snarky phrase on the other. Includes a decorative gray and white gingham ribbon for hanging and measures 2.5” wide by 13” long. Hand wash recommended; do not microwave.