You are hereby cited for the following over-the-top antics and outrageous razzle-dazzle

As a responsible citizen, it’s our duty to police other people’s behavior—the good, the bad, and the faaabulous. Issue this semi-official-ish citation to your favorite divas and drama-lovers, whether friends, coworkers, loved ones, or family. It’ll make their day even more awesomely extra! 4” x 6” pad of 60 sheets.