Absolute genius last words to carve onto your gravestone—because really, the only proper way to go out is to get the very last word. That or leave them wondering for all eternity. 8-pack standard No. 2 pencils.

Phrases include:
I told you I was sick
Who dis?
I always liked your sister more
I had to die to get you to visit?
I’m dead blah blah blah
Now will you listen to my podcast?
I never liked Game of Thrones
Terrible food down here