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Sticker with vintage illustration of a little girl in a white dress and hat riding in a carriage drawn by two lambs says, "The Hot Mess Express" in black lettering
Model's hand holds a Hot Mess Express girl and lambs sticker in front of a pile of others like it in the background staged with a white peony

The Hot Mess Express Sticker


All aboard! The Hot Mess Express is leaving the station! This snarky, self-deprecating sticker features a sweet vintage girl in a carriage pulled by lambs and lots of pretty flowers—the perfect dichotomy of joyous spring vibes and teetering on the brink of insanity. High-quality, all-weather vinyl sticker measures 3” wide and 2.75” tall and can be stuck anywhere indoors or outdoors.