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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm


Why settle for your old Newtonian balm? Good news for misunderstood overachievers: Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula for the Lips was invented in a flash of brilliance for softer, smoother lips (in all probability).

• Made with all-natural, environmentally-friendly ingredients
• Non-GMO, gluten- and cruelty-free; 100% renewable
• Made in the USA