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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Alice In Wonderland Curioser And Curioser Lip Balm


“You’ll get used to it in time,” said the Caterpillar. What delicious balm would make your lips feel very nice? “You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question! Alice in Wonderland Curioser and Curioser orange marmalade-flavored lip balm!” she answered herself. Fits in your pocket—with your watch or your thimble or a piece of mushroom—so you can take it along on all your adventures. Oh dear, what nonsense I’m talking! I’m very sorry you’ve been annoyed.

• Made with all-natural, environmentally-friendly ingredients
• Non-GMO, gluten- and cruelty-free; 100% renewable
• Made in the USA