Whiskey River Soap Co. - Pencils For Introverts
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People suck. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So Whiskey River Soap Co. has carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.
Whiskey River Soap Co. 8-pack standard no. 2 Pencils for Introverts:
Sorry, I have ebola
My legs fell off this morning
The damn toilet exploded
I’ve been abducted by aliens
I’m stuck at the Dubai airport
I accidentally drank some bleach
There’s a wild boar in the driveway
People scare me