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Greeting card with pink border features a retro photograph of a posing dancer wearing a purple leotard with puffy pink and yellow arm accessories and the message, "You are a magical unicorn...and everyone else can go FUCK themselves!"
Greeting card with pink border features a retro photograph of a posing dancer wearing a purple leotard with puffy pink and yellow arm accessories and the message, "You are a magical unicorn...and everyone else can go FUCK themselves!"
Greeting card with pink border features a retro photograph of a posing dancer wearing a purple leotard with puffy pink and yellow arm accessories and the message, "You are a magical unicorn...and everyone else can go FUCK themselves!"

You Are A Magical Unicorn Card

Got Beauty
$5.50

You are a magical unicorn…and everyone else can go FUCK themselves!

A2 greeting card (4.25”W x 5.5”H) is printed on premium 100 lb. forest-friendly paper with soy-based inks. Blank inside. Includes copper metallic 80 lb. envelope. Made in the USA.