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Paint can-style candle from Whiskey River Soap Company features yellow and green label that says, "New & Improved Gosh Darnit Stay Off My Lawn You Dang Kids I Just Sprayed the Roundup Soy Wax Candle"
Gosh Darn It Paint Can Candle is staged with blades of grass on a green background
Paint can-style candle from Whiskey River Soap Company features yellow and green label that says, "New & Improved Gosh Darnit Stay Off My Lawn You Dang Kids I Just Sprayed the Roundup Soy Wax Candle"
Gosh Darn It Paint Can Candle is staged with blades of grass on a green background
Paint can-style candle from Whiskey River Soap Company features yellow and green label that says, "New & Improved Gosh Darnit Stay Off My Lawn You Dang Kids I Just Sprayed the Roundup Soy Wax Candle"
Gosh Darn It Paint Can Candle is staged with blades of grass on a green background
Paint can-style candle from Whiskey River Soap Company features yellow and green label that says, "New & Improved Gosh Darnit Stay Off My Lawn You Dang Kids I Just Sprayed the Roundup Soy Wax Candle"
Gosh Darn It Paint Can Candle is staged with blades of grass on a green background

Gosh Darnit Paint Can-dle

Got Beauty
$24.95

Gosh darnit, stay off my lawn you dang kids. I just sprayed the Roundup. Candle features Silent Spring Scent and burns 50+ hours.