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Dark gray socks with colorful sewn-in labels, one of which says, "Antisocial Butterfly"
Blue Q

Blue Q - Antisocial Butterfly Tag Socks

$17.99
Pair of dark gray socks with decorative labels, one of which says, "Probably Technically a Genius"
Blue Q

Blue Q - Probably Technically A Genius Tag Socks

$17.99
Dark blue crew socks with teal accents and colorful florals say, "I'm a delicate fucking flower" on the ankles
Dark blue crew socks with teal accents and colorful florals say, "I'm a delicate fucking flower" on the ankles
Blue Q

Blue Q - I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Crew Socks

$13.99
Crew socks with colorful floral design printed with "Stop Talking" on the outer ankle
Crew socks with colorful floral design printed with "Stop Talking" on the outer ankle
Blue Q

Blue Q - Stop Talking Crew Socks

$13.99
Brown and pink checker print bucket hat with quilted stitching
Model holding a gift wears a brown and pink checker print quilted bucket hat
Got Beauty

Puff Bucket Hat: Checkered

$25.00
Tan knit beanie has a card tucked into its fold that says, "Why" and a sewn-on label that responds, "Because I said so."
Blue Q

Blue Q - Why? Because I Said So Beanie

$24.99
Black knit beanie with colorful skull embroidery says, "Thick skull head insulator (for you know who)" on the attached tag
Blue Q

Blue Q - Thick Skull Head Insulator Beanie

$24.99
Green pack of Lava Lamp Socks visible through clear blister packaging
Pink crew socks with blue top band and oblong, irregular blue polka dot pattern, white heels, and white toes
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Lava Lamp Crew Socks

$15.95
Pack of Fluffy Cloud socks in blue packaging with clear window and rainbow sticker accent
Pair of white and blue crew socks with partial cloud print
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Fluffy Cloud Crew Socks

$15.95
Clear jar of crew socks that resembles Creamy Peanut Butter packaging with yellow lid
Opened jar of crew socks that resembles Creamy Peanut Butter packaging
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Peanut Butter Crew Socks

$14.95
Red bag of socks folded to resemble "Salty Chips" through window in packaging
Four yellow cloth discs are socks folded to resemble flat potato chips
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Salty Chips Crew Socks

$15.95
Out of stock
Socks that resemble a cut of marbled raw meat in Rump Steak packaging
Red crew socks that resemble raw meat with marbled white fat patterning and white ankle bands and heels
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Rump Steak Crew + Ankle Socks: 2 Pairs

$25.95
Out of stock
Pack of Choco Bar socks by Eat My Socks resembles a candy bar wrapper
Crew socks with a red and pink abstract print top portion and two-tone brown swirl print bottom and toe
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Choco Bar Short Crew Socks

$15.95
Blue crew socks with grey top band, heel, and toe feature rainy motif with girl holding an umbrella and say, "Fuck this shit."
Blue crew socks with grey top band, heel, and toe feature rainy motif with girl holding an umbrella and say, "Fuck this shit."
Blue Q

Blue Q - Fuck This Shit Crew Socks

$13.99
Pair of off-white socks with orange toes, heels, and top bands and green accent stripes say, "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" on the outside ankle
Model sitting on stool flanked by two active kids wears a pair of Ringmaster of the Shit Show socks with slippers
Blue Q

Blue Q - Ringmaster Of The Shit Show Crew Socks

$13.99
Pair of pink socks featuring a brassiere illustration and radiant line accents say, "I shall support you like an underwire bra"
I Shall Support You Like an Underwire Bra socks from the front
Blue Q

Blue Q - I Shall Support You Like An Underwire Bra Crew Socks

$13.99
Package of crew socks that resembles a lidded bowl of "Tasty Nachos"
Opened container of crew socks folded and arranged to resemble a handful of tortilla chips with a dollop of guacamole in the center
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Tasty Nachos Crew Socks: 2 Pairs

$25.95
Pair of pink crew socks with two white stripes near the top say, "Fuck this shit" in dark lettering on the side of each ankle
Model wears a pair of pink and white Fuck This Shit socks
Got Beauty

Fuck This Shit Socks

$14.00
Fried Egg socks packaging through which a folded-up sock is formed to resemble a fried egg
Socks formed and folded to resemble a fried egg
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Fried Egg Crew + Ankle Socks: 2 Pairs

$25.95
Teal pack of Yin Yang socks with clear bubble through which the black and white design is visible
White and black Yin Yang socks packaged in a clear bubble
Eat My Socks

Eat My Socks - Yin Yang Crew Socks

$15.95
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