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Rectangular magnet with image of a woman holding a piece of bacon says, "But isn't bacon grease really the most essential oil?"
Ephemera

But Isn't Bacon Grease Really The Most Essential Oil? Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet featuring an image of musician Prince captioned with his 1999 lyric: "But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last."
Ephemera

But Life Is Just A Party Prince Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of a smiling woman with miniature gray poodle says, "Can't. Sorry. I started to leave my house, but then my dog looked sad."
Ephemera

Can't. Sorry. I Started To Leave My House, But Then My Dog Looked Sad Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of smiling woman wearing cat-eye glasses says, "Dear Whatever Doesn't Kill Me, I'm Strong Enough Now. Thanks."
Ephemera

Dear Whatever Doesn't Kill Me Magnet

$6.00
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Rectangular magnet with image of Big Foot's silhouette in a forest says, "Don't Stop Believing"
Ephemera

Don't Stop Believing Bigfoot Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular green magnet in the style of a retro Safety Education book and featuring an illustration of an alien interacting with three children says, "Don't Talk to Strangers"
Ephemera

Don't Talk To Strangers Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of a group of friends taking a selfie says, "Everyone hates millennials until it's time to convert a PDF into a Word document."
Ephemera

Everyone Hates Millennials Magnet

$6.00
Out of stock
Rectangular magnet with image of a chicken crossing a road saying, "FUCK YOU - I got my reasons!"
Ephemera

Fuck You - I Got My Reasons! Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with illustrations by Hillary White of sloths, butterflies, and a rainbow says, "Go With the Slow"
Ephemera

Go With The Slow Sloth Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet depicts two vintage-styled women talking over a white picket fence, one holding a garden spade says, "Good morning!" and the other replies, "You need to calm the fuck down."
Ephemera

Good Morning! You Need To Calm The Fuck Down Magnet

$6.00
Out of stock
Rectangular magnet with image of a man in a suit pointing his finger says, "Have you ever dated a man? You might be entitled to compensation."
Ephemera

Have You Ever Dated A Man? Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of woman holding up both hands says, "Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station."
Ephemera

Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn't Your Station Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of a secretary in a vintage-style office setting says, "I CAN MULTITASK - I can ignore several things at once"
Ephemera

I Can Multitask Magnet

$6.00
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Rectangular magnet by Ephemera Inc. features a retro image of two children eating cake batter and a mother on the phone saying, "I child-proofed my house but they still get in."
Ephemera

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet by Ephemera Inc. features image of an innocent-looking cat under the caption, "I got you a present. It's a dead mouse. I put it on your pillow."
Ephemera

I Got You A Present. It's A Dead Mouse Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of a black and white French Bulldog galloping across a green lawn says, "I haven't been this happy since 45 seconds ago!"
Ephemera

I Haven't Been This Happy Since 45 Seconds Ago! Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet by Ephemera Inc. with image of an English Bulldog in a seated position on a couch says, "I swear I'm going to get my life together as soon as I finish this Netflix series"
Ephemera

I Swear I'm Going To Get My Life Together Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of woman reclining on a gold couch says, "I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house."
Ephemera

I Used To Sneak Out Of My House To Go To Parties Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet by Ephemera Inc. with green background features image of a woman holding a phone receiver to her ear with the caption, "I'm not fucking stupid. I mean I used to, but we broke up."
Ephemera

I'm Not Fucking Stupid Magnet

$6.00
Rectangular magnet with image of a smiling woman wearing a handkerchief holding a terrier says, "I'm the type of person who goes to a party and makes friends with the dog"
Ephemera

I'm The Type Of Person Who Goes To A Party And Makes Friends With The Dog Magnet

$6.00
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