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Fuck You! Happy Birthday! Card


Fuck you! …for being younger, hotter, and basically a goddamn goddess! Happy birthday!

A2 greeting card (4.25”W x 5.5”H) is offset printed on premium 100 lb. forest-friendly paper with soy-based inks. Blank inside. Includes copper metallic 80 lb. envelope. Made in the USA.