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Hey! Great Job On Escaping Card


Hey! Great job on escaping that vagina all those years ago! Happy birthday!

A2 greeting card (4.25”W x 5.5”H) is four-color offset printed on premium 100 lb. creme-colored goodness. Blank inside. Includes copper metallic 80 lb. envelope. Made in the USA.