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Greeting card with illustration of a vintage-styled woman blowing out a number of tilting candles on a cake against a red background says, "The more candles I blow...the less fucks I give! Happy birthday!"
Greeting card with illustration of a vintage-styled woman blowing out a number of tilting candles on a cake against a red background says, "The more candles I blow...the less fucks I give! Happy birthday!"
Greeting card with illustration of a vintage-styled woman blowing out a number of tilting candles on a cake against a red background says, "The more candles I blow...the less fucks I give! Happy birthday!"

The More Candles I Blow Card

Got Beauty
$5.50

The more candles I blow…the less fucks I give! Happy Birthday!

A2 greeting card (4.25”W x 5.5”H) is printed on premium 100 lb. forest-friendly paper with soy-based inks. Blank inside. Includes copper metallic 80 lb. envelope. Made in the USA.