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Greeting card on red background featuring image of scantily-clad 1970s or 1980s-era roller skaters says, "Happy birthday! You are so fucking hot! ...For a senior citizen!"
Greeting card on red background featuring image of scantily-clad 1970s or 1980s-era roller skaters says, "Happy birthday! You are so fucking hot! ...For a senior citizen!"
Greeting card on red background featuring image of scantily-clad 1970s or 1980s-era roller skaters says, "Happy birthday! You are so fucking hot! ...For a senior citizen!"

You Are So Fucking Hot!... For A Senior Citizen Card

Got Beauty
$5.50

Happy birthday! You are so fucking hot! …For a senior citizen!

A2 greeting card (4.25”W x 5.5”H) is four-color offset printed on premium 100 lb. creme-colored goodness. Blank inside. Includes 80 lb. copper metallic envelope. Made in the USA.