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Pack of gum with portrait of smiling physician says, "Ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you."
Slim box spills out pieces of chewing gum

Blue Q - Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum

$1.99

Ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you.

Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box.